Scyther version. 

Well, that settles it. They both suck.

It’s a start, although I think he needs to look a bit more “weathered”. He looks almost elvish in that shot, like Thranduill from the Hobbit movies.

“$10 Amazon Credit”

Well, I guess...

“Expires in 60 days”

Oh fuck off

MF please...

I know an artist who takes aircraft panels and turns them into nose art. This is in my living room.

Q: how do you fit a C130 into a parking lot?

In my experience, there are mainly two types of bars: the “loud music dance” type and the “everybody’s sitting around watching sports” type. Neither particularly appeal to me.

The ravenous beast we call the news cycle demands fresh sacrifices every month.

You say that as if video evidence isn’t SUPER valuable in a situation like this.

i want this sport to be solely populated by married couples.

I don’t get why they felt the need to add a (probably crap) joystick and a tiny screen. We’ll pay for them and not use them :(

aa this show rules

Cholula FTW

Me too but on the flip side, someone paid USPS to deliver that worthless credit card offer.

yall realize that “junk mail” is revenue for USPS? that’s basically a form of advertising for them.

Ah, but that would require a congress who actually wants to help the USPS succeed, not to help them fail...

That wasn’t actually my intent. I was relaying my experience of a similar encounter with the USPS. Do you think it is OK to dump mail that was paid to be delivered with no repercussion? I don’t. If my company had paid to have flyers delivered and found out they had been dumped, I’d be mad.