Tragic life of Mario Sr, if you also add in the theory that Rosalina is the daughter of Luigi and Peach, meaning his girl ran off with his bro. No wonder he became Wario.

A sequel to this... I’ll take a sequel to this...

whhyyy? Instead they’ll what? Make another crappy Halo game?

Just a reminder to everyone: Twitch chat in these big events is a collection of the worst things about humanity. Especially AGDQ since it’s unmodded. Just fullscreen or kill the chat.

Yeah, Jackie Chan doesn’t make good movies...he makes Jackie Chan movies.

I don’t think he’s ever been in a “good” movie, but who cares, he just beat up 8 guys with a tiny bench.

Jackie Chan gets a lifetime pass on bad movies for being Jackie Chan.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

oh noes! stuck in the mud!

It made it up the hill. I towed you it would!

As a ball-haver, I’ll say this. Getting hit in the balls is awful. But if men are going to be bigger and stronger (generally, there are a lot of women that could kick my ass in a fair fight) then women absolutely should go after the balls when threatened. I taught my sister that, I taught my nieces that, and it’s the…

Maybe I’m from some fucked up tribe of men, but hits in the balls were always fair game. Grade school through highschool. If you weren’t on your guard that’s on you. And if you pulled some shit on someone, and they ballthwapped you, it was fair punishment and even funnier.

Note, patient must provide own pencil

Alan Rickman

So... it’s Fahey with some gold beard coloring? I approve.

While not saying you are wrong, there are lots of broad daylight thefts of stuff caught on camera. Its not entirely implausible.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

I know. It’s udderly ridiculous.

... in bed.