Half of this article is spoiler warnings.

The reason you are ashamed is because you put Q-dog in a bikini top and fishnets.

Nope. I just got called stupid for reporting a moving cardboard box. Don’t even see that smoking jeep, don’t notice it. Someone else’s problem.

why do Bills fans insist on utilizing their partners’ pants like dead Tauntauns?

Geez. I hope he’s not living hand to mouth

Les Enfants Terrible

because they’re useful in so many situations. ^_^

I’ll say it again. I can’t say her name without doing it in The Swedish Chef’s voice.

Lifted off the ground, the pig began to spin as it flew through the air at 125 mph. It arrived on board undamaged but in a disoriented state. Once it recovered, it attacked the crew.

I’m getting a strong Fatman x Sundowner vibe here.

I WAS TOO BUSY SUPLEXING A SHARK WEARING A BOLO TIE!
YOU MAY ASK: “WHO’S WEARING THE TIE, YOU OR THE SHARK?”
ANSWER: YES!

NO THERE’S ONLY ONE THING THAT MAKES FOR A GREAT GUN, AND THAT THING IS EXPLOSIONS!!!!

Black for sure. Glad to see somebody acknowledging it. It’s weird, there was so much hype leading up to its release, and it enjoyed a good stay in the spotlight following its launch...but then EA suddenly started acting like this game never existed.

Call me weird, but what makes a great gun to me is how it reloads. For example, the M1 Garand in the COD games (and other WWII games, but most especially in WaW to me) has the magazine pop out and make a pinging noise that looks and sounds cool. In fact, probably the main reason why I played the COD games despite the…

I’ll leave this here (^o^)

And then Rare bosses said: “Put big googly eyes on all of them!”

In late 2001, we were still setting up our base at K2 (Kharshi-Khanabad) in Uzbekistan. The Uzbeks provided several A-2’s to ferry troops back and forth to the airport at Tashkent. At first we joked about the silliness of the biplane, but the interiors were VIP (similar interior in the pic) and that little plane was…