I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell if any of my students find this one

First thing that came to mind.

Obligatory:

You know, in this day and age it’s in bad taste to make jokes like this, because they are no longer assumed to be hyperbole as evidenced by daily headlines.

the trick is to add boobs to the box

Three years of play for $50 is a slap in the face?

Sounds good to me. Plenty of games come in Q4 anyways. No worries with the team delaying it to make some last minute fixes to make a better game.

If they could add in the Syphon Filter taser it would be perfect.

The shooting in new Vegas was the only reason you can actually shoot in the game and not use vats. It’s basically impossible to shoot without vats in 3.

Made of real gorilla chest?

A pretty bold statement considering it already is the best selling entertainment product ever.

No they wouldn’t.

Wait, why didn't anyone tell me that this was coming to PC?!

I have four VMUs with Phantasy Star Online characters. Do those work?

good thing the police caught them all both