No woman has ever invented anything. Look it up on Google (also invented by men) and you'll discover that women are just parasites who sponge off the greatness of men.

Complete urban legend. No woman has been successful without being dragged up Everest by a man, at some point. That's just a fact, sorry.

It's only fair, since men can contribute to the world using their brains, strength or bravery, whereas women only have their looks to bring them success in life. That's why fat women are so mean and surly, because they'll never amount to anything and they know it.

As if Iraq and Afghanistan were gun-free zones...

In other words, socialize the cost and privatize the profits.

THIS IS WHAT LIBERTOONIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Most Texans would go in halfseys for a wall on the northern border.

This is all fun and games until Ford, GM or Toyota start direct-selling and basically bleed every fucking penny from car sales out of your state.