Mick Jagger said: ‘This has got to be the largest collection of old English musicians ever assembled in Madison Square Garden. But I’ve got to say, if it rains in London, you’ve got to come and help us, OK?’

Dude, I’ve been reading your comments for over a decade. You never fail to crack me up.

That sheepdog puppy is the cutest thing. And I have a doggie that I thought was the cutest thing (until I saw yours).

They can make them with the eyes closed. Like a sleeping cat. My neighbor has one that purrs and it gives her great comfort (dementia patient in her own home)

Went to a local Subaru dealer whose main advertising claim was that their salespeople are all salaried, no commissions. We wound up getting a car from them and left happy. Even though right on the salesperson’s desk was a report from the manager showing how much of a commission the guy made. Salesperson also had a…

This. Unsupervised robot vacuums and pet waste do not mix.

This. Unsupervised robot vacuums and pet waste do not mix.

It just felt like 32 years

The only time I cheated was because I tried for weeks to progress in the final battle in starfighter and couldn’t. Put the code in for indestructible so I could at least see the story.

The water one made me think of that flesh eating disease. I have 2 kids so, paranoid.

I have a Neato and have been washing the filters for years. I have 3 filters and rotate them in/out while the others dry.

I have a Neato and have been washing the filters for years. I have 3 filters and rotate them in/out while the…

This.

I once moved from my assigned seat so a husband and wife could sit together. As a thank you, the flight attendant offered me free champagne, and I happily accepted. Been having champagne at the start of every flight ever since. Works great.

You should take a look at the updated article which indicates the driver has changed his story and admits it was his fault.

Mine’s so old it won’t hold a charge anymore :(

Mine’s so old it won’t hold a charge anymore :(

I read that as Johnny Dearp.

Not only do I let out my sneezes, I accompany them with a loud pronunciation of ACHOO! Every time. Sometimes while I burp I also say the word Burp. I don’t know why I do these things.

I believe the commenter is saying that the Orthodox Jews are a cult. The article indicates the couples arrested are Orthodox Jews, specifically Hassidic Jews. So in answer to your question, the commenter is saying the Jews are both the cult and those who were arrested for fraud. No one has been arrested for the…

Dad was a dentist and told me to do this if an extraction site started bleeding. Worked every time.

If she was an MD it is “opthamologist.”

“Hip hops records.” Gold right there.