Not a huge surprise. People on the run after beating their girlfriends make up 92% of all Extended Stay America guests.

The Boomers didn't accomplish jack shit in terms of the Civil Rights movement even though they like to take credit for it. And the simple reason for that is they weren't old enough to contribute anything. Boomers are people born between 1946 and 1964. During the years when the key battles of the Civil Rights movement…

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE CANT NAME DROP NBA PLAYERS BECAUSE WE THE OFFICIAL TEAM BRAND AMBASSADOR

Good thing Erin Andrews wasn't there. She probably would have totally blown that hard-hitting question.

Things used to be better than they are now. People now are the problem, whereas before, people were good.

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

Lubricate your joints.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

"Ugh, this inside-baseball weak shit. I mean, God, I just cannot deal with this spinny-spin bullcrap."

[Shakes head]
[Walks back to dugout, staring daggers at umpire]

—Ike Davis

I don't happen to have a pen with me and this seems like your list, anyway, so it might be more appropriate for you to add it yourself.

Feigning a taste for Skyline chili when he's in Cincinnati is just so Peter King. When he's in New Orleans, he gets gumbo; when he's in Baltimore, he has to have a crab cake; when he's in Chicago, he hides his disgust for the cheese and tomato stew in a bread boule they call pizza; when he's he Cleveland, he pays top…

Get off your fucking high horse and get down on a 5-way or a coney. I mean you relocated to Cincy, you aren't that fucking smart or cultured.

I think what we're all thinking is: Peter needs to stop sharing photos of Dr. Z's brain scans.

The key to sneaking in appears to be wearing a suit and telling security you are there for an important meeting.

Man, I'd forgotten how aggressively awful that whole list is.

The Red Sox invited him to Fenway for a the last game of the regular season on September 28th, where (assuming he stays healthy) he'll see Derek Jeter play in the final game of his career.

My ideal sports website would have links that don't jump underneath my finger EVERY GODDAMNED TIME I'm trying to tap on something else.