+1, took me a while, but its a great pull

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Hmpf. Get back to me when they design a question that asks if a person is on HGH.

Oh goddammit. Well now i just feel like a dick.

[nevermind, ignore this]

+1, snrked out loud

There's levels to this, young boy

I too stand behind Aaron Hernandez. I certainly don't want him to see me.

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Its crazy what happened to Gilbert Arenas. It seems like just yesterday he was one of the best players in the league, and now he's playing in China and getting arrested for stupid shit. The arc of his career is fascinating. Such a steep rise, such a brilliant climax, and then *poof* its gone. It's almost like he was…

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Does this case damage the Patriot's reputation a little bit? Sure. But they are a NFL team, they'll be fine. It's the semi-pros who are getting killed.

As if. We're familiar with your work.

The last time a smiling Pete Wilson pictured a handcuffed Hernandez, the GOP lost 55 votes in the Electoral College.

Donte Stallworth vs the #DumbDumbs, we all win. Jason Whitlock vs. the Dum Dums? Diabetes wins.

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Manziel would go on to successfully appeal violations of "No shirt, no shoes, no service," (September 6th, Bryan Quickie Mart #2) "Beer Before Liquor," (October 24th, Dixie Chicken Bar and Grill), and "Bros Before Hos" (November 14th, Daisy Dukes Nightclub)

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The cat, whose effort at avoiding contact delayed the game for several minutes, was later adopted by Carlos Marmol.