It’s Fallout 4. Duh.

My wife and I just call it TGI O’Chilibees.

Wait, we’re applauding the guy who apparently overserved a couple and then called the cops on them because he didn’t like the tip?

I don’t quite get why your response to everything is “LMAO”, or “give it a rest”? No one REALLY gives a crap about Duke, but egregiously bad officiating IS a head turner. People want to talk about it. Is the only thing you can add to the conversation really just neanderthal-ish one liners?

It would save everyone time if you put the disclosure first.

This guy must be feeling great. What could go wrong!

NFL teams are intrigued, but think they’ll have to convert him from tight end to 2 tight ends.

I’m still not feeling this game. I was worried going into it that it would be too much like Battlefield and I came out of it wishing it were more like Battlefield.

I will never understand why some people who otherwise value knowledge view total ignorance of sports as some kind of badge of honor. It's like when all the nerds groan about the sports category at trivia night and I'm like "free points!" because I know about sports AND Star Wars.

Stopped reading your comment at “sportsball.”

poorer folks were a part of the landscape

That take was so strong, it could bench 450 and squat 750.

What if the person behind you is 6’4” (or taller) and reclining even a tiny bit crushes the shit of their knee caps. Recliners can get fucked a trillion times over.

Are you serious? That’s the only part I had to skip because I’m in a meeting and I knew I’d laugh out loud. Can’t wait to read it later.

Did he hit him late? Or did he just hit him early for the next play?

White, black, brown, purple or yellow.....hunny you missed so much growing up .

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

I have exactly one oddly-long eyebrow hair too - what the hell is up with that?

I have one eyebrow hair longer than that. Every 2 months or so, I notice that bastard trying to make his way into my goddamned nostril, and I dispatch of him without remorse. When is he going to learn?