The first is the hardest for me. The cheese is never melted enough so the bread doesn’t stay together and i end up with component pieces in the pan. It’s a fucking trainwreck.

Um, EXCUSE ME??

Right? If you can afford a daily caramel-wad Frapp you can afford to fill a damn wading pool with Safeway brand and just roll in it like the mutant pig you are.

Deadspin is starting to become that one annoying PTA mom that just continues to push and nag and whine if something isn’t the way they like it. WILL THERE EVER BE A DAY YOU STOP BITCHING ABOUT FIFA WITH MULTIPLE ARTICLES?

This was my grandpa, many many years ago.

I once ate an entire wedge of brie knowing damn well it was brie

I love how the play by play guy says “that...uhh..could have as much impact on the pitcher as it did on the guy who got hit”

Whaaaaaat? No Code was amazing!

I am now imagining Eddie Vedder taking his daughter to have tea and it’s adorable. I’m also imagining them sitting at a toddler sized table and drinking out of tiny flower-patterned teacups.

I’d like to believe that all of these instances were Eddie Vedder in various disguises, gallivanting around the U.S. in a mission to make server life a better life.

Still amazed that wasn’t called a foul, when this was.

So Rosencrans gets a response that’s equal parts guilt & stern.

Cubs W. Hawks W. Bulls W. White Sox L. Perfect day in Chicago

The big picture here is that there’s no correct usage for the phrase at all, because if you can control it, THEN IT’S NOT FUCKING DESTINY.

But, just to be clear, we're ok with the 2018 Cup being held in Anschlussian Russia, a la Berlin '36?

What about for our friends in India? Is there a setting for allowing drivers to drive on whatever side of the road they damn well please?

Jezebel, stop trying to make fetch "thirsty" happen. You don't sound cool, you sound...what's a good way to say it? Desperate for attention and validation.

I mean, I do. I'm in that rare cross section of people who actively read Deadspin, Gawker, Kotaku and Jezebel.

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.

Do want!