The top story on Deadspin right now is about the six coolers to keep your treats cold. 

That and the song about balls (“any ball but a football”) had us dying. What a wonderful movie. 

No TV Sports Football?

I was on vacation. I avoid dunking on dudes when I’m on vacation.

It’s an extremely odd word usage for an American website. Comes off as an affectation. 

You’re voluntarily carrying water for the .1%. You are most definitely a bootlicker. 

New York isn’t in New England, though.

And you’re on the side of a guy who thinks a $150 million contract isn’t enough. 

If only they’d signed Dallas Keuchel.

You can just say “men,” it’s okay. 

If only they had Dallas Keuchel.

One’s a borderline Hall of Famer and the other has been an above average player for three years. What’s your point?

Is there a reason you guys keep writing about this guy?

To be fair, neither of you seem to know what iconic means.

Beyond commenting on the internet, what are you doing to support professional women’s hockey?

He’d have won in a landslide in 2016. He realizes that now, and that’s why he’s running, but the time has passed. 

I like how you phrase that as if it’s sketchy for someone being sued to hire a lawyer.

Westbrook made what, $30 million this year? The guys at Rucker or the amateurs in the Drew League ain’t making that. Russ is free to go play in whatever untelevised , un-media-covered gym he wants--he chooses the media saturated league for a reason.

If we’re so concerned about getting it right, review every potential carry and travel. Sure, the games will suck, but we’ll get the calls right!

That’s about the most asinine use of replay I’ve ever seen. The defender hit the ball out of his hands; offense retains possession.