The Democratic circular firing squad is assembling early this time around...

I don’t watch SNL so all I know is from secondhand coverage, but does this dude do anything but talk about himself on the show? Like, is he in sketches and stuff?

Found Kanye and Kim’s next kid’s name.

Never throw away a book. There are any number of places—schools, prisons, libraries, etc.—that would love to have them donated.

And to think none of this would have happened if Old Gawker hadn’t decided to die on the hill of revenge porn. Good work, everyone. 

If you watched the last one you already passively accepted injustice. 

Trying to drum up enthusiasm for the millionaires vs. billionaires battle seems like an odd choice at this time.

America puts kids in cages.

I realize this is an“Old Man Yells at Cloud” take, but I think games like this are pretty uninteresting to watch. I like some threes, just not all threes.

He’s not that much better, and certainly not so much better that he’s worth the shitshow that would accompany him.

I think what s/he’s saying is why sign a mediocre controversial quarterback when you already have a mediocre non-controversial quarterback who can get you the same result?

Based on the article, seems like the headline should be “This Fucking Guy?”

Nice, thank you!

Exactly. Very well said. He uses a similar tactic with the “my son slipped in the shower and got a concussion anecdote,” which is the equivalent of the “cars kill people too, should we ban them?!” argument. 

I’m out of the loop, is this named for God Shammgod?

You all are truly despicable when it comes to the recently deceased.

Better take away Ted Williams’s .406 then!

Trash recognize trash.

Did you see his haircut?

Did he really think this would make him look anything other than incredibly lame?