Remember, black men, even if you’re not convicted of raping a white woman, white America will still treat you as if you’re guilty!

Sounds like we need to change the birthing kulture. 

And I’ll bet no one was even around to see that feat of athleticism.

I’m not sure anything will top the Heat retiring Michael Jordan’s number even though he was on a rival team that regularly knocked Miami out of the playoffs. 

“Wait, what?” - Bruce Bowen

I appreciate that he remembered David Spade’s name but not Leonardo DiCaprio’s.

I’ve never wished I was black more than when reading this.

I remember the first time someone did this. It was mildly clever. That was a long time ago.

Counterpoint: We remember Roberto Clemente much more, and more positively, than if he had played out the string and retired a few years later. 

Clearly, since the last execution in Qatar was in 2003, and that was for murder. The last execution in the US was just over a month ago!

And when has Qatar tossed gays off a high-rise?

That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

Can the “true hit king” sad attempt at being woke also retire?

What’s a “drake?”

Remember when Deadspin thought the US should host in 2022? That was funny in retrospect.

Is this landing on the head/back thing more common than it used to be? I feel like it’s happening every week now.

Desperate attempts by whites to seem “woke” always come off as just that.

They were never on track to have 4,000 workers die building the stadiums.

Dude with a WAR of 1.8 last year gets $6.5 mil a year after turning down twice that, and somehow this is a sign of collusion?

Over that distance, two months is like an eternity.