I agree completely with what Nigel says. Come on, it's not like Hulkenburg can help it. Just because he's taller doesn't mean he should be disadvantaged. Performance should be about the driver's talent, not how about how much they weigh.

Sheep

Road America Blue, after the first win in team SRT's ALMS career.

True.

He is also the biggest walking contradiction that I've ever heard speak.

"what we [I] really want is no frills, self driving, cost effective, environmentally responsible transportation pod."

I really hate socks. I would rather be wearing a pair of flip flops all of the time, and there are many people like me who feel the same way, so I think we should all stop wearing socks. I also want the government to subsidize flip flops for everyone born from Prince's "1999" album to, Oh I don't know, "Mmm Bop".

Also

Jalopnik insanity!

The del Sol was competition? In it's dreams, maybe.

I'm glad to finally know that I'm not the only one that liked the looks of the NB better than the NA or the NC. Everyone says it's too effeminate, but I've always like sculpted curves over angled or beveled surfaces like the NA or the NC. Plus, if you honestly think a car defines your sense of gender, I feel truly…

Mulally probably executed a few Euro execs just to send the message of who was in charge.

I can't even get hard on anything under 48".

Oh dear lord, Morgan's going to build an SUV.

Pastor Maldonado

Just wait until we see a rendering of the rear end so we can hear all the pissing and moaning about the taillights.

is it just me or has this been a really dark year for racing? seems like not a month goes by without atleast one driver cashing in their chips.

I personally think it all went down hill when the Ropers sold the building.

You have to feel bad that poor Jack never really got any. I mean poor dude's just trying to become a chef and ends up living with these two smokin' babes, so you're thinking "Dear Penthouse Forum," but it never materializes. Come on, that dude's getting blue.

I have an idea. Let's change all the names of the historic monikers.