NIPPLES!! Thank GOD it doesn't have nipples! Nipples mean it feeds infant others of its kind!

wow

I like at the end where he gets up and the cat is all like "where the fuck do you think you are going? UGH! *follow I must!*"

Best version of Let It Go ever.

I didn't see your comment or I just would've boosted it! I prefer "patronus", myself.

I was told by my OBGYN, the hippy woman who wanted to be my midwife and the other hippy who called herself a doula- that as long as I gave birth in the squatting or even in the all fours position that the chances of my needing an episiotomy were almost nonexistent.

Thanks!! And yes, I'm still at Vegansaurus, too <3

NOOOOOOOO Laura!! I was so excited when you started writing for Jez! You're one of the reasons I got an account on here. Boo!

Wait, why does SNL have trouble finding black women for the cast, again? This is hilarious, someone hire her!

This allows for a particularly nasty game of chicken, where a lazy person sits back and waits for their partner to give in and do all the cleaning. Sorry. Nope. Not a way that people who are worth staying in a relationship with behave. Pick your own chores that you'll actually do and make sure they're a fair share.

Oh, come on. Clits on laptops are nothing new.

WAT?! Jezebel has an article on animals that isn't self-servingly snarky, superficial, unfair, and dismissive!? Color me shocked. This is progress.

WTF? From that link:

Did this article fall through a wormhole from 1997 or something? Because I can't otherwise figure out the bizarre slams on on-line dating.