I’ve always believed that “I Feel For You” was the definition of a 80's club hit. It had great synthesizer background, TWO BRIDGE PORTIONS, hip hop influence, and great vocals. So, OF COURSE PRINCE WROTE IT.

I would assume the point was to destroy as much of the cave/tunnel system as possible with a single munition.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

The vast majority of tickets sold already are non transferable and non refundable

Can you explain this “the marginal cost of noshows are just brutal to flights”?

I have an algorithm. It’s called “raise the cap on compensatory credit beyond $800”. Hope Deep Blue can handle that one.

I never understood why people hate the idea of bullet trains so much when their main purpose would be to compete with airlines.

You mean deregulation and letting an an entire industry police itself without any governmental regulation or interference ended in consumers getting screwed? SHOCKED, I say.

That was my thought: unplanned and she decided to keep it even if the marriage was going down the tubes, because it would really be her last chance.

You got the wrong side of the family. Two words: Spencer Matthews.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

You’re giving an awful lot of benefit of the doubt to a company who thinks knocking a man unconscious is a good business decision.

I hear Delta is the one that does the “how much would you be bumped for?” thing. They have a high rate of volunteer bumps and a low rate of involuntary ones.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

My husband and I work in the public sector, and took a look at those student loan amnesty programs. Even if nothing went wrong, you have to pay for ten years at a higher rate.

Yeah. Whenever people went on about the total impossibility of deporting all the undocumented people, I just said “They don’t actually want to deport that many people. What they want is to create a terrorized underclass who will work for even less money, never go to the police or authorities for crimes, and basically…

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

It baffles me that someone, MULTIPLE PEOPLE, get paid for these brilliant ideas. Not once in the process does any objection stop these ideas from moving forward into a full production.

My sexuality woke up when he called Molly Ringwald a bitch.