Your dad must be doing all right, huh?

Agreed. And you know what? She was hot as hell, all dirty and covered in glitter, in her first videos. She had a nice body but in the realistic, cute college girl way, not in perfect media robot way.

He knows the effect he has on women.

Justin Bieber has finally fucking done it. He has finally morphed into Vanilla Ice.

4) You take turns

Psssst. Maybe he wants to date his dude bro friend?

Something I only discovered fairly recently: some people actually expect you to interrupt them if you want to say something.

Ugh. Can we all just stop using chemical names as scare words? Seriously, things like ketones aren't even fucking chemicals per se: they're just the names of functional groups found in many organic compounds, including things YOUR GODDAMN BODY MAKES.

If anything he's better-looking than Gosling.

I know this might be sacrilege, but dude is BETTER looking than RG.

Heh, cheer up. I'm in an Andy Warhol movie—not the cool ones, but like "Building" or "Man Sleeping."

So Ru Paul lives in a rom-com.

Aw, I thought she was terrific in Haywire. I didn't know anything about Carano before I watched it, but I was bowled over at how charismatic and compelling she was. She's not like any other actress I've ever seen. I loved that about her.

Nothing says romance like having to take a fucking Mulligan's on the proposal. At least there'll be a rehearsal before the wedding.

This is pretty much why I never tell anyone. (I was sexually assaulted twice in my life by people I trusted, once at 5 and once at 22.) I think people wouldn't believe me because of the way I handled things—by not reporting anything, and by not acting as traumatized as I think people would expect. (What happened would…

Housing prices, heating oil, petrol, cars/transit have increased dramatically. Food ain't the only thing we need to survive.

The average double-income household makes about the same as a single-income household did in the 70s. Create an economy where you don't need to be married to have any disposable income, and I'm sure the resulting rich singletons will be happy to spend it.

It's for Suri Cruise.

I'm going to pretend this is the world's largest en masse lesbian wedding, and you can't stop me.

I know, I have it too and it is a worry in the back of my mind but I would never just stop using BC altogether. I'm super paranoid and have always done pill + condom because I will believe I am crazy fertile until explicitly told otherwise.