It’s like that country song “I loved her first” that they play at weddings. It’s so funny to watch the faces of people who are hearing it for the first time during someone’s father-daughter dance. There’s always a few that are like “Wait...what?” once it gets to the middle part of the song where things just start…

I wonder if it’s $86k before health benefits...

I think you hit the nail on the head. I have also heard stories where there will be one above board employee who “legally” does everything the under the table exploited labor actually does.

In a strange way, it reminds me of that classic situation when couple says they’re poly, but expect their other partners to be like some slutty mary poppins who simultaneously has nothing in their life but the couple but also no attachments to them.

Eh, it is worth noting that Kaia is 18. Legally an adult, but my parents would have definitely stepped in if I was her age and dating a 27 year old man with issues. I would have listened if I believed they had given him a chance.

Sort of serious question: if sitting politicians are allowed to release books and give speaking tours, is there any legal reason that she wouldn’t be able to theoretically serve as an elected official and release albums and even possibly still perform?

I had a long conversation about this with my teenage goddaughter about Euphoria that ultimately led us to conclude that things are not that different from when I was young (a decade and some change ago), it’s the middle class suburban kids who always seem to be the focus of teen shows who are the ones who don’t have a…

She’s probably in sky-high heels, but I would seriously doubt that he’s actually 6'1 as his wiki says. Probably 5'8, 5'9. Her bio says 5'2 and there’s no freaking way. 

Rachel Bilson is one of the smallest people I have ever seen in my life. I don’t normally comment on people’s bodies, but I’ll never forget how much I felt like an actual giant when I met her years ago. I was 5'3 and about 140lbs at the time and I just dwarfed her in every way.

I’m still leaning towards this being a “just go with it” idiot ball thing, but I would love it if it turned out to be a Deep Fake. One of the best things they can do with this show is really live in the fact that the squid attack is almost 35 years in the past.

I might be projecting, but think I saw a little of the problem that me and mom are always going to have when it comes to discussing her alcoholism and it’s impact on my life. My mom knows she hurt me, but she’s never ever going to be able to fully own that providing for your child and parenting your child are not the…

Billie is always quick to give Finneas credit, but I think if you’re looking for proof that she’s the real writing/sound design talent all you need to do is listen to anything he writes for other people or himself.

It’s just a really fucking weird angle to take period. They should have started with who she was and then include that she loved comedy and was mentioned by Dave Chapelle in his special.

A friend of mine a few weeks ago randomly asked me if I had ever heard any of the old J. Lo tracks in HD audio on headphones, which of course I had not. Play is so clearly Christina Milian that it’s crazy. I’m Real is so clearly Ashanti. None of this “under the vocals” nonsense. Most of the track sounds like a duet…

He outed her, and the other rappers listed, as affiliated with the Bloods even though they had nothing to do with the case or the specific group he was with. Cardi was just funny because her response was that she couldn’t have been a Trey because she was running with Brim (a totally different Blood group based out the…

Guns.

My Scottish family, that has never ever considered supporting leaving the UK before in their life, is basically at full “fuck it, fuck them, let’s bounce” right now. We are on the other side of the looking glass here people.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t specifically want to study in S.Korea because the student culture is to be so focused while at school that no one would bother him. At least not in class or study group. 

I think he and Mayor Pete are caught in some kind of “the white guys you might actually be friends with but are still white guys” feedback loop. They both seem to have delusions of being the “white Obama”when that is never going to happen for them. But, if they could get their heads out of their asses and actually…

I always think its weird that you continue to see elaborate Aaliyah tributes, even from people who didn’t know her, when we all know there is literally only one thing Ghost Aaliyah has ever asked of us.