Yeah, um, those commercial DNA tests are changing that. They probably could find at least a familial match.

I kind of forgot the R Kelly was so involved with the careers of B2K and Bow Wow when they were all very young men, right before and after the sex tape trial. It’s only now hitting me that they were also only children in an incredibly abusive environment. 

IDK about that. He can barely read or write. It is unlikely he keeps records and he’s so possessive, I doubt he lets anyone who isn’t an otherwise unemployable local man or an “aged-out” girl anywhere near his current keep.

So the thing is that R Kelly is the writer/performer of a lot of songs that are so famous they will probably never completely fall off the radio, but he hasn’t written a hit since 2007. At this point, he is most lucrative dead or in prison to the music industry. They don’t need him anymore. They would prefer him dead…

The big tipoff was that no one seemed to ever take water from her. 

To me, the only true revelation was when Andrea spelled it out for us - Robert can barely read or write, so not only is he not doing this alone...he literally couldn’t do it without a lot of help. Maybe that’s how you get him in the end: Prosecute everyone involved with booking hotel rooms, booking flights, managing…

What about Lady Gaga? She’s like Chance, while she herself probably doesn’t have a history of perpetrating abuse, she worked with him well after the allegations were public knowledge. It’s not even like he wrote the song and she needed to include him to get the track. She wrote a song about sexual submission and…

Well, you know, the voice of the letter actually does add some weight to that theory.

So I think it says a lot about how old and out of touch most of the conservative power base that so many people didn’t recognize this as the dance from The Breakfast Club, a movie scene that has been recreated in other works and still very popular in it’s own right for 33 years. Not only are they too old to understand…

300 points sounds like a lot until you realize how format-driven the exam is. Lots of people improve this much if they make an effort to study and practice the format when they didn’t know what to expect the first time. This is so absurd.

Eh, the only thing that makes this unusual is calling them “influencers” instead of models and photographers. There are a lot of apartments and houses that are used only for shoots/events that have rates that slide wildly depending on the scale of the production.

I guess the lesson is if you’re going to be a child star, learn how money works just in case your health breaks down and you need to live a quiet life managing an artisanal retail shop downplaying how you have a net worth of at least 40 million. Probably more if you factor in shell companies.

Right, on a show where Nicole Scherzinger is on the panel, the singers have to be olds and c-listers who are not known for singing.

It’s extra hilarious because Crazy Rich Asians actually is a fun romantic comedy that no one wanted to see in China.

“We met at a game night I host at my place. We were friends for a while & soon after fell in like with each and then upgraded to love.” — Dane Cook, failing to explain why a 16/17 year old would be at his house or hanging out with him in the first place. 

It’s the NYE element that is the kicker. If she had bombed at a comedy club or a smaller venue on a random Weds, it wouldn’t reflect great on her but it happens. Even master comedians sometimes bomb while testing stuff. But this was a big show for her! It’s not like she froze or freaked out, it was the lack of…

I don’t think you necessarily need to be a stand up comedian to be a comedian, but you need to plan a show.  I don’t think that anyone would feel “baited and switched” if they bought NYE tickets to see her and it ended up being more like a block party than a stand up set. They totally would if it was just her half…

Aw, well, then he needs to fuck off. It still is a helpful example for trying to explain the difference between a dance move and a dance sequence.

From what I understand, Epic fucked up when they started incorporating specific multiple step sequences. For example, even though the Floss kid probably has the best case that he invented a new dance move, he’s going to have a hard time proving it counts as choreography. In contrast, Donald Faison’s is the least…

Especially since there was literally zero reason Colin Farrell couldn’t just keep playing the role.