sony: hey can you say fuck you to konami somehow

The fuck did I just watch?

I apologize for a dumb question, but what is this game about? I watched the trailer and the demo, and while the action seemed nice, I still didn’t quite get the game itself. Does it have three different campaigns for each of the warriors shown? Is it just massive fights?

All I know is that the guy with the cane and beard takes it way too fucking seriously.

This was my first completely positive reaction this E3.

I had whole play sessions where I had a plan for where I was going to go and what I was going to do, and then I’d just play gwent.

Wait, are you talking shit about someone’s dead mom? Seriously?

everything about your comment is perfect in the worst way

I agree completely, I’m never going to play Super Mario either because I’m not a squat Italian plumber

How do you think black people feel when they have to play as a white guy in... just about every game

That’s a wager with long odds.

Do you need some fries to go with that salt?

That’s not Kimbo Slice, dumbass.

If only Sploid posted in Spanish. I wouldn’t be able to read it, and could pretend it said something worthwhile.

Dallas or Houston.

I’d say Seattle, but you should be aware of the mind boggling rent rates and terrible traffic.

If you’re not tied down to a location than your best bet is really just LinkedIn and reaching out to places you would like to work. Also mentioning you are willing to move wherever wouldn’t hurt.

Is it because of Force Awakens that the multiplayer had barebone content, and that you still sold your game at 60 bucks.

You know, if you really like a Nintendo-related fan project, don’t post it on Kotaku, because that’s like a hotline to Nintendo’s lawyers ready to push the shutdown button.