Everyone, I made a hyperbolic statement comparing my mom to China (don’t get me wrong, she’s far worse), with that said, don’t take it too seriously.

Your mom probably didn’t have the technical know-how or power to track your every waking moment online or utterly prevent you from accessing the internet via a Real-ID or state-mandated law.

I once won a couple of games of Street Fighter with Dan. All tier lists without him as number one are wrong.

Spoken like a true Luigi/Jigglypuff main.

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

Fun fact: nobody has been fired, we’re all still here and still doin’ our thing.

Unicode support checks out. XD

Oh shit, you’re telling me a video game website doesn’t report random murders, deaths, and accidents, and only mentions them when they’re notably tied to video games?

This has blown my mind.

The lesson here is that the song was right and we’ve all chosen the wrong careers.

Ask me about Grim Fandango.

So, could you tell me about Loom?

Ask me about Loom.

Most people don’t really care about any of this. As an Asian-American, I’m not offended in the least when I see white people cosplaying Asian characters. It’s the vocal minority of internet liberals that make this seem like a much bigger issue than it really is.

Literally covered in the last paragraph.

“ Yeah it has ,uh , negative latency , because of ...um......fuck it , I dont know , the Speedforce...yes that’s a real thing , I think”

Wonder if they’ll fire these two hosts as well....I mean, gotta stay consistent, right?

I guess it would depend on whether the Ditto understands that Mimikyu wears a costume. Maybe the Ditto doesn’t know that, and thinks that Mimikyu’s actual eyes are just a couple of dark spots on its lower body

They most certainly have that right.