I couldn't get into Futurama because John Futurama never showed up *once*.

“I NEED ARTICLES! Articles of Spider-man!”

For a man of this status and influence making such sweeping and inaccurate allegations is wild. they’re conspiratorial. 

I was gonna make a snarky joke along the lines of “Jeez I bet they can’t even tell the difference between the Hero of Winds and the Hero of Spirit” but then I realized that maybe “Hero of Spirit” wasn’t the official name of the Spirit Tracks Link and now I’m looking at the Zelda Wiki and am genuinely surprised there…

DEATH HAS SPOKEN!

HAVING MOST OF A THEATER JOIN IN THE SINGING OF A POPULAR SONG COULD BE A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE. NEVERTHELESS, I CAN SEE HOW THE CAST AND SOME/MANY/MOST AUDIENCE MEMBERS, HAVING PAID TO HEAR PROFESSIONALS, MIGHT NOT APPRECIATE IT. THE SOLUTION IS OBVIOUS: LEAN IN. ADVERTISE PERFORMANCES WHERE JOINING IN IS ALLOWED AND…

So did my first two husbands.

Lets include some that aren’t on here:

Links Awakening:
Best - The whole experience...
Worst - ...though some bosses were lack luster - that angler fish anyone?

Oracle of Ages:
Best - Use of time as a puzzle solving mechanic before it was cool
Worst - honestly, as a kid - the required dance minigame was the worst

Oracle of…

My girlfriend and I wanted to play this, but we’re on the fence about getting Japanese citizens pregnant. We have a lot on our plate already.

I watched all of Tim Rogers’ six hour video about the first game. You’d think they’d do me the courtesy of releasing that one. I guess the world doesn’t actually revolve around me. Still rude.

I listened twice just to be sure.

There are two entirely separate sets of legislation.

Actually its hard to parse out your comment because the main problem is I would have to explain why your lack of familiarity with the original Open Game License which started in 2000 and was granted (per the company) in perpetuity was the foundation of an entire hobby. The products under assault are not truly either…

Actual photo of the io9 editing team looking at all the ad revenue coming in every time they instigate another Last Jedi argument:

Ah, I suppose that theme is old and worn out.

I’m too afraid to start a game that I know is just going to get cancelled after two levels.

This man deserves to be ruined in every way conceivable, legally.

Link to the actual important thing that everyone will be asking about:

Ayla strong. Ayla time traveler. 

Ayla? When did you get into Pokémon?