Sorry, not sorry, but bullshit. As someone who's been on the other side - i.e. the victim of a negligent driver, this woman has no place to be suing for 1.35 million dollars and neither does her insurance company. And no, she is not a victim. She was speeding on a dark country road and hit three cyclists. The…

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.

I don't know about all y'all, but my uterus and placenta are totally made of cloth. There's nothing weird about this. Oooh! Do you want to see my latest ultrasound picture?! Check it out!

Did you know that if you bury your tampon under a rosebush, an exact copy of you is born under that bush by the next full moon? Magical Menstruation Facts

Women are imaginary, like unicorns and bridges.

I think it'd be easy to criticize the school but, in fairness, I think we all remember that bit in the bible when Jesus, dying on the cross, says "One last thing before I go, remember to be complete and total dicks to innocent little kids whenever you have the chance. Peace out, losers."

Yes, I remember when Houdini performed his great "Shush, Ladies!" Disappearing Rape Crimes trick!

If men could get pregnant they'd be able to have drive-through abortions on-demand and drink morning after beer.

-> Where babies come from.

(flipside)

-> Where her head is stuck.

*Next on Top Chef Canada, White People vs. White People.*

Just tell her you don't want to buy the pig. You only want a little sausage.

Social worker PSA:

"So then I got behind him, and spread his ass cheeks, just like this.."

Oh good. I'm glad you've now made breastfeeding about you, too, dudes.

This sounds like a non-story.

Now *I'm* happy. :D :D :D

I miss songs like this. Everyone's always trying to be sexual, ironic, angry, or moody and yeah, some songs like that are OK, but not when it's all that's on the radio and you have to hit the rewind/oldies station to hear anything else.

You can only stand your ground if you're white. Read the fine print before you shoot!

I think they're going for sarcasm here.

All my condoms are made of lentils.