You can only stand your ground if you're white. Read the fine print before you shoot!

I think they're going for sarcasm here.

All my condoms are made of lentils.

You want your corpse chasing around scantily clad women to Yakety Sax?

Just don't forget the original.

She might not have been able to walk.

Those studies included people with lower levels of depression. People with serious clinical depression ARE helped by the drugs. I'm one of them, and neither you nor Tom Cruise will take them away from me.

As soon as it came out, native New Yorkers were yelling at it for not knowing where it was going and getting in the way.

This baby will never be sick. A filthy sidewalk in NYC has fortified this child's immune system to levels never seen before.

I think this is the fault of Big Pharma, pumping toxins into our children's bloodstreams. Clearly these kids need to eat more organic food. Also, they need to get some healing crystals. Healing crystals fix everything.

Reading this made my labia spontaneously form a zipper and zip up cartoon-style.

peasant!

Not this pseudoscience again!

You're a sexual predator.

#soironborn

And if sassy, you "j'accuse!!"

So, trans woman flouts law, demands pity when treated sternly but humanely by authorities. Also permitted to live-tweet throughout "ordeal," which means it wasn't an ordeal at all.

If you're incapable of drawing distinctions between those two scenarios, you are part of the problem.

So I was watching this last night, and was so uncomfortable throughout the entire thing...and I wasn't completely sure why, which speaks to my ignorance. It was clear that Janet was unhappy, and I felt that Piers' tone was almost like he was speaking to a child ... he was also blown away by what a beautiful woman she…

That was very rude of you, you know. Don't you know proper exorcism etiquette is to projectile vomit on the exorcist(s) and have your head spin 360 degree?