I love how it's like, "oh this FAIRY TALE has to be racially accurate" but can be about fucking magic and climbing hair. Those characters are not set in stone - like any form of art.

So THIS is what cultural appropriation feels like....

oh rich people, you so dumb

Oh, for fuck's sake. I have a closet full of "distressed" Chuck T's that can be yours for $500.

11 pages of victim-blaming bullshit that starts in the very first page. This article is not worth anyone's time. For the last fucking time...IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW DRUNK SHE WAS, WHAT HER TASTE IN FASHION IS, OR WHETHER SHE MADE GOOD CHOICES IN HER FRIENDS; RAPE IS RAPE. Always and forever, rape is rape is rape, and it…

Wow, this "bad timing" defense creates all sort of mind-boggling possibilities. "Your honor, my client is merely a victim of bad timing. If he had trafficked these Mexicans over for slave labor in the 1850s, they would have been his property and the law would have protected him." "Your honor, my client is merely a…

This is so fitting. Get that instagram model on girl.

Are those leggings also a thong or did she give herself a wedgie? I usually don't see pants that work like that.

This is the first article I've read on the matter that took the trouble to spell out the precise nature of the Little Sister's complaint, in order to point out exactly where the legal absurdity of it lie. Thank you for this. It's easy to snark about the subject; what you've done is informative reporting.

Being a mummy doesn't make you a scientist. (Nor does it make you a teacher or lawyer or chef or judge or particle accelerator support technician, no matter WHAT the adorable Facebook chain post says.)

This is what I don't get. People freak out if a woman has a small glass of wine when visibly pregnant, but many laughs and accept the whole "I'm eating for two, I can eat whatever I want!" ... but you aren't eat for two...you're eating for one and 1/25th or something (I'm just making up a fraction here for the size…

I wonder if this is more to do with how relaxed the mum is, as a person.

I misread this as "...Aren't as Bad as They Semen." A real missed opportunity on the author's part!

There's nothing quite like hearing your partner scream "Achievement Unlocked: Multiple Orgasm!" during sex.

Designer buttcracks? Breast implants that have Bluetooth?

A seperate but related issue. I used to be completely against surgically enhanced vulvas, then I saw a documentary about them and discovered there are some women out there with really unique vulva's like as in REALLY UNIQUE.

Anyway, they were still beautiful but woe betide me and my average vulva if I ever shame any…

The men's portion of the study wasn't as groundbreaking:

Maybe why you're a former UPS employee?

I am going to be That Person.