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EQUINE OPPRESSION

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!

Mine has more explosions.

ah, but is jaime lannister in a sweater still jaime lannister?

Whatever floats their boat, I guess. But honestly in my personal opinion, this is getting out of hand. For me, a union shouldn't be theater or a choreographed production. Over the top staging like this just seems to take away from the seriousness of the commitment a couple is supposed to be making to one another, to…

Silly Colbert. Everyone knows the most efficient way for the GOP to fix its woman problem is to revoke the whole women-can-vote-now thing.

Brilliant.

I would hysteria-laugh for five minutes straight without producing any words if I got to stand that close to Idris Elba. Then, I'd probably panic and kick him in the shin.

You know nothing, Jon Snow...except for how to perform cunnilingus.

Well, when one considers all his power is clearly housed in his right nipple, effectiveness is relative.

SPOILER ALERT: EVERYBODY DIES

It is quite nice to see a man with tiny, useless revealing armour on for once instead of just the ladies.

First, you must fight the volcano inside of your heart.

You kidding? Have you seen a map? You can see their dick from space

Ok, fine, Sandwichez Guy. Here are my suggestions for how you should propose:

Needs more cowbell

They are the most special snowflakes who ever flaked.