I like this. That is all.

I actually had no problems with that when I was in France as long as I apologized first for my lack of French in French. It was kind of funny. As long as you TRY, they're willing to just give you a pass.

Of course, science sort of requires that we not simply note these differences and then lie down. Especially if you are, say, in a powerful position at a world-class university.

Giant purses symbolize his fear of vaginas.

For Jesus said, "Fuck those plebes who make us money! If they want health care, let them use bootstraps, verily. Boil them down into an herbal tea or something."

A Dance With Dumbasses

Science is hard!

No no NO! As a weiner-haver, I can tell you from experience that you MUST use your armpit for successful condom application!

Pro tip!

It's recommended that you use your tears for lubricant.

I get what this is about, but as a mixed race person, I don't think keeping the battle lines drawn is a good thing. This is White. This is Black. And never the twain shall meet! If you are White and do a Black thing, I shall tear you down! If you are Black and do a White thing, I shall tear you down! All that ends…

I like her. I don't care what the haters say. Who cares that she likes/co-opts black culture? As a black person I take it as a compliment.

Thank you for sharing your success story!

Another good way not to go home with a douchebag is to wear some really thick clothes, like heavy wool or leather, and then wrap yourself liberally in razor wire. Douchebags hate getting cut up by razor wire. Just be careful around upholstery or curtains.

I need this like I need a hole in my head. *makes fart sound with my mouth*

I was an atheist until I realized I am god.

Numbers are the tools of the devil. Muslims are responsible for algebra, after all.

Fuck you, you fucking bigot, you fucking Christian supremacist, you fucking racist, anti-Semitic hypocrite. Get the fuck out of my country.

Christian Taliban, may you die off sooner than later.