If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.

I've been living next door to this asshole for this entire year at SU and he's an even bigger douche then you could ever imagine. I'm gonna go ahead now and list several of the wonderful experiences I've had living next door to this moron to give you some perspective. I've had Hayes and his roommates force…

Ya that's it. The last one. Ya he shouldn't have done that.

Ya know, people can use facts to prove anything they want.

"Kendall Rae Talbot was working at one of her four jobs when she noticed some commotion outside her new car on Marshall Street in Syracuse.

How did no other spectator notice this and give the person complete hell? I feel like a fight should have broken out.

This has come up sometimes in conversation between me and my friends. "So if a fight breaks out you won't have my back?!?" I usually say "depends if you are being an asshole, sometimes people need to get their ass handed to them from time to time"

-Remember that time I wrote a poorly-worded and confusing email to you that was just a hair under the length of the Infinite Jest?

-I do, ole chap! I had such a silly haircut back then. Welp, let's bury the hatchet and get back to completely ruining the entire fucking world.

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

Come on — they'll both have a good laugh about this at the I-bank in 5 years after they've just closed the big merger that will put 16,000 people out of work....

Then he makes a list. He loves lists, makes them all the time, usually in one of his special yellow notebooks

He still uses a Blackberry.

Jim, I do not think you are respecting the integrity of the #brand's visual identity guidelines.

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

Moreover, that type of throw over the middle has no advantage over a run up the middle. I can understand the argument that you should pass when you've got 3 receivers on the outside in man coverage, but that's bullshit when it's a quick pass in the middle.

I don't think passing was a terrible call. I just think that play was a bad call.