"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

"A Jezebel Commenter Was Given a Sub-Site, and You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"

Because he isn't. In South Africa, you have to prove a danger to society exists to send someone to jail. Why Pistorius clearly has murdered someone, can we argue he is likely to do it again? And in short enough term that therapy, counseling, and possibly some socialization training wouldn't be a better fix?

May I add to your decree, Oh Supreme Dictator of Earth?

I'm ready...

Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!

King Arthur's Round Table in the 12th century? Laughable indeed...

Homeboy passed on a plea deal that would have only given him one charge (without jail sentence) AND spared his wife any charges.

Problem-based: "You don't pull your weight with chores. I always have to do everything around the house!" Solution-based: "What do you think about a chore list so we can make sure we're both doing a fair share?"

They could have made it look better too.

Yeah. I'm a hippie girl at heart. I lurve me some long gauzy dresses, prairie prints, braids, boyfriend cut jeans...But I'm 5'2" and while I'm very thin I'm curvy, with a pronounced waist and flared hips and a (if I may say so) a nicely rounded butt. Which means the boyish, hippie looks I love make me look super…

Disagree! In my four-year (and going) relationship, we've only fought once. I've never been a fighter, nor has he, and so we have just decided to talk about our qualms as they come up so that we don't have to get all stressed out and blow up in a fight (this is how my pimples are made, people).

Obviously you've never been to Scandinavia. They are as close to socialists as it gets and it's beautiful. They basically have no poor people and everyone lives well.

Today, I attended a meeting with two purposes: