Yessss... YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I've been looking through the Internet every few hours hoping that someone would leak some CTS pics ahead of the show this week. These pics have made up my mind; I will be putting my order in for a loaded CTS 3.6TT this summer.

Interdasting. I guess so, maybe.

This is what happens when Dr Bruce Banner gets cut off in traffic.

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME.

Back to Gawker with you!!

Now you're talking my language.

Nice catch on the iPhone, though.

Hennessey is in Sealy. The drag strip they used for the two cars is actually on the same property as Hennessey's HQ/main shop. They stopped in Houston, drove IH-10 to Sealy, then took 71 out of Columbus to Austin.

Travis, I am disappointed. How could you visit Hennessey and leave without modifications on either vehicle?! I drive by the place all the time and pray they accidentally leave a HPE 500 F-150 package by the road...

I didn't realize it rained in Sealy today. Or is that water for the photo?

I'm willing to bet a couple bucks that there's a button to take care of that.

ONCE... (Johnny Dangerously quote).

There's a lot of suckage on that board.

Explain Dana Carvey's show, then.

No Friends.

Jeebus... Look what you did here?! You're responsible if someone gets stabbed tonight, $kaycog.

Old folks around the state are now asking their grandkids to come over and set up their new computer.

You lying son of a....

Pardon me for the snarky comment.  I was in "Gawker" attack mode and didn't realize you were talking about this particular person and not Houstonians as a whole. 

So...  One guy totaling his R8 means that Houstonians are all...  What?