There's a lot of suckage on that board.

Explain Dana Carvey's show, then.

No Friends.

Jeebus... Look what you did here?! You're responsible if someone gets stabbed tonight, $kaycog.

Pardon me for the snarky comment.  I was in "Gawker" attack mode and didn't realize you were talking about this particular person and not Houstonians as a whole. 

So...  One guy totaling his R8 means that Houstonians are all...  What?

How about a NISMO 370Z that has more than some body panels, new exhaust, and ECU recalibration?!

As Dirt Nasty says: Like it was 1980...

I still like it, but they're really reaching for plot twists now. I don't expect it to last more than two additional seasons.

Shreveport is "alive" and kicking. It's not really the town that's bad. It's the areas around it that give me the willies (more from the regular people, less from the mystical creatures).

And witches,/warlocks, werewolves, fairies, spiritual mediums, changelings...

Magical. Not suicidal.

In response to your critique of Beasts of the Southern Wild:

Agreed. 

Like I said, it was weird.  Multiple mechanics looked at it and all declared that there were no issues they could see that would cause the car to jump over a lane or two without yanking on the steering wheel.  

My girlfriend in high school had an old CJ-7 that was possessed.  No, not by the repo man, but by poltergeist.  Fun to drive off-road, decent power (for an old jeep), big enough all-terrains to get you through mud, etc.  But once every few days, the car decided it hated us to the point that it was willing to sacrifice…

The emblem looks drunk. 

Meh...  I'd stick to the Hemi mated to an 8 speed (2014). 

Automatics creeping forward after you release the brake bothers you, but an 11 year old driving a car doesn't?!

I feel for you. I had a roommate like that in college. Thank God he showed his crazy side by the end of the first semester. I was able to move to another room w/ someone else fairly quickly.