Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

For those people who don’t have an encyclopedic memory of BCO stories, here’s Dustin Hucks’ breadstick story.

Not all of Iranian culture is this kind of shit.

you are a fool, woman. candy corn is delicious carnauba wax goodness. i’ll concede that those candy corn spawn are abominations. why mess with candy corn perfection? (can’t stop saying candy corn. candyfuckingcrackcorn.) if, like me, you are from the 1960s and 70s, you enjoyed candy corn’s heyday. before razor blades…

Republicans are anti-woman, anti-gay, anti-minorities in general. I don’t understand how anyone who isn’t a rich white man can be a Republican. And yet...

penalty kick

You have to have the consent of everyone involved in the fulfillment of your fetish, otherwise you are at best deeply unethical and at worst a fucking rapist. You should rethink this whole thing immediately because you come across as someone who does not understand consent in the least.

You should give it a go, in Alan Rickman’s!

Lovely. My mum just got HPV, but she found out when she had precancerous cells on her cervix that needed to be burned off. Not something you really expect when you've only been with one guy since you were both in high school.

So in college, i had a housemate who was a pretty big hippie.

I would be so down for a Stenberg/Blanchard presidential ticket. or a superhero movie. or both.

Can you do a similar piece with a woman on A.M? The only similar-ish story I found on here was about a woman who actually had an arrangement with her husband who had medical issues. I’d like to see if the responses are similar from the commentariat.

I’m actually not that judgmental normally, but I can’t stand it when people justify their behavior by saying “it’s natural” or “everyone does it” etc. Some do, some don’t. He might, but that doesn’t mean others would. It seems to be a way for people to deflect actually owning their behavior.

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

I’ve had “Run Away With Me” on repeat for the last two weeks. I’m excited to listen to the rest of the album!

Look into D Mannose...a lot of people have success with that. I definitely didn’t personally but tons do. Also you might need to up your probiotic intake if you’re having them so frequently especially after antibiotics. Do you get them randomly or after sex (if you don’t mind me asking)? I’m not sure what you’d do…

I beg EVERYONE! Give him a chance. His past ‘Daily Show’ appearances didn’t do him justice at all. He is VERY (VERY) funny.