Please sage the shit out of that thing, and then throw a pinch of white salt into it. It might be pretty, but something creepy is attached to it, and it’s trying to use it to get attached to YOU, which is why you don’t want to get rid of it. Ain’t nobody got time to become a modern-day Sméagol from The Lord of the…

Fuck that next year nonsense, finish the story!!

Anyone who disparages Wham! or “Last Christmas” is getting coal this year.

Perhaps she was living without electricity, or without housing, but still had a crock pot from better days, so she got the ingredients from a food bank, or scraped together what she had to buy closeout chicken thighs when she had a hankering for stew. Better to cook it in the library than the drop-in (if there even is…

My friend and I were in Starbucks by the Ritz, and Matt Damon came in. I had no idea who he was, but my friend was all excited. After she listed about 5 films and I still had no idea who he was, she went over to him and asked ‘excuse me, are you Matt Damon’ ‘I sure am’ ‘would you mind giving me your autograph?’

Check out ELF brushes. There are reviews all over the place and they are super cheap and easy to find in Target. They are much much much better quality then you would assume at that price point.

Here’s a sweet rundown of all thirty:

It is!

they should make hockey cards, but of his cabinet! they’re like rock starts!

I have no idea. I’m just glad it happened. I’m a little misty-eyed reading this article—so many years of a xenophobic, anti-choice, homophobic, right wing fuckwad, I was starting to give up hope.

There’s gender parity and there’s racial diversity, too.

Now that I think of it, Mr. Harper had little if any French when he first became PM. But to give him credit, he improved: probably more, and quicker, than any Anglophone PM in generations.

I appreciate that

That’s working. Thank you. ( I wonder what his thoughts are on the US candidates)

I can’t get it here. Can you send me a link?

His father — Pierre Elliott Trudeau — was probably “cooler”, all things considered, in the sense that he inspired the original “Trudeaumania” in 1968 (or thereabouts) and was also a man ahead of his time with respect to social justice and civil liberties issues.

I just wanna introduce someone to y’all.

He’s actually regarded as kind of a nerd. But he ran a great campaign; he took the moral high road and it paid off, because Canadians were sick of the cynical, negative, divisive politics of Harper.

I just threw up in my mouth a little