Sure. My problem is that every time I see a proposal to make heavier people pay more, there never seems to be a corresponding proposal to actually give those people more space on the plane.

So if I’m skinny and I agree on a discount then I have to give up part of my seat. Agreed.

Only if you agree to have someone else share your seat.

I’ve been on a few trips in my life where we’ve either been asked for our weights ahead of time or actually weighed at the airport. These are always on little planes where a difference of 50 pounds matters and frankly, I’m happy to jump on a scale if that’s helping to keep my plane in the air.

I AM MOVING TO AUSTRALIA AND I AM OPENING A WAFFLE RESTAURANT AND THEN I WILL MAKE A SQUILLION DOLLARS.

What constitutes an adult? I consider anyone under 25 a teen.

I think she posed the question, but it was more for dramatic impact on drawing parallels between his character in the film and his real life constant fuck ups.

Seriously, whenever I get to the word PETA in any article I instantly become conflicted. OK, the accusers are crazies so now I don’t know what to believe.

I seriously hate PETA so much that it’s hard for me to sympathize with the mistreated crocs. Which I know is wrong but can we please start supporting and giving our money to other animal welfare agencies that don’t use women as props and hate fat people?

The suggestion that Hillary was actually running the White House in the 90s is the first thing that’s made me want to vote for her. That was a good fucking decade.

ON IT!

I wouldn’t call that “storming” off so much as maybe “bounding off?” That guy has a serious spring in his step.

I feel like this comment needs to be followed by the Law & Order sound; you know the one I mean.

Fucking yup. If some maniac attempts to beat me to death, damn right I can tell my story for money if I so choose. Fuck this whining woman beater.

I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.

Pictured: kitten heels. The ones Rihanna is wearing remind me of the shoes you buy at Frederick’s of Hollywood to go with your crotchless sheer bodysuit.

So it won’t be robots or aliens or global warming that will be humanity’s undoing. We will be destroyed by our own poop.

I spent a week in Vancouver and saw people holding children over garbage cans to go the the bathroom at malls/on the street on no fewer than three occasions. In one week. Those customs did not stay in China.