Then why can't they send someone who can dress herself to talk to people?

You caught us! We're not nice at all! We pretend to be nice and then we fuck everyone up at the Winter Olympics with our sexy thighs and gold medals. Yeah baby!

By that logic, why aren't male ski jumper's testicles dragging on the ground?

Fauxtoshop?

If a Cardigan shows up at the shelter it is sprung by the breed trust ASAP. We should support responsible breeders. If all dogs came from good breeders then there would be no more homeless pets as a good breeder will always take the dog back (In fact mine came with a large contract with damages clause that stated…

Actually, my tri-color Welsh Pembroke is a hunter gatherer - She hunts down socks, and gathers them in the backyard. She is also a fierce hunter of goose poo and deep snow banks.

It's not our fault everyone has mistaken us for being super nice and modest. They weren't looking closely enough. Fools. This is how we take over the world.

Hum-brag? No. We brag.

The winter Olympics are the only time I become really patriotic. Even more so if I am living outside of Canada at the tine. No humble brag for me—just half jokingly trash talking ever other country that dares challenge our place on the podium. :)

Is it humble-bragging though? I'm not ashamed to say that I get pretty braggy about my country during the Winter Olympics. It's basically two weeks of crying and making sure people know that we own these Olympics. Sometimes living in a frozen tundra pays off.

Ugh, my nightmares are almost always about disasters. Usually nukes or zombie worlds. I must watch too many movies.

Nonsense. She is clearly regretting standing in the way of Harry and Ron's one true undying love.

Fuck, that's creepy.

I don't want the tar sands of Justin Bieber, either, and I am Canadian. However I will keep poutine. If you cannot appreciate the savoury, comfort-food wonder that is a properly made poutine, then ... I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

I understand this woman will share her $8 billion inheritance with you if you will wire her the $10,000 she needs to file the necessary legal papers to finalize her parents' will.

I volunteer with a Shiba rescue and I hear this a lot, so please let me explain. When we get the dogs, they have often been traumatized, abused, mistreated, etc. They have been through hell. We have to take broken souls and reconstruct them in to proud, confident dogs. It takes a lot of love, effort, and patience, and…

The scariest family outing ever.

Eh, she's probably just living in Texas.

What are you doing with a child, gun and social security card? o_O