I think they get it into their heads that Western women are easy, and then get bent out of shape when that turns out not to be true.

With that said, I cannot even imagine what freakish Frankenstein would fit these personality proportions. I picture a man in a business suit with the sleeves ripped off to reveal a tribal tattoo, clutching a Glo Stick to his heaving breast. He is wearing a baseball hat with a sports logo on it over a lamé headband. He…

I've been trying to make BF Colon do the same thing! He always puts the dishes in the sink. WHY? He also always insists on pretty much washing the dishes completely clean before putting them in the dishwasher. WHY? ITS THE DISHWASHER'S JOB. DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT FEEL INADEQUATE?

Beat me to it & dogegonit perfect.

I think this song is so much more powerful coming from two teen/pre-teen girls. The lyrics make so much more of an impact when they're coming out of the mouths of girls who are just starting to feel the impact of society's body expectations. To me it seems more...I don't know, visceral?

I kept wondering about the one on the left's jerky movements and then I realized she was playing the piano.

That's the expanded menu, for the adventurous!

I used to be kind of the same way about things on the internet. I think it's the passion of youth combined with the certainty of youth.

Maybe it's my need for mob justice, but these school administrators need to be named and shamed. If any of them are still in positions of authority over kids, they need to be removed, stat.

But it's Harper; even when he blinks and stands still, it's kind of douchey.

You go Canada! Do your damn thing!

Yay... I am happy to be in Canada for a brief moment.

My pittie once broke into my nightstand and ate a jar of lavender infused coconut oil I was using as moisturizer AND a whole bottle of tums. She shat pastel colored, lavender scented grease for about three days.

So Derek Jeter is just the real-life version of Steve Holt.

I am looking forward to the memoirs at least some of their kids will inevitably write. I don't know if they will be exposes of horror, tales of charmed lives or something in-between; however, they should be interesting.

In response he probably acts all bored and melancholy.

I see your eiffel tower and raise you a statue of liberty.

For some reason I didn't know that bit of trivia about Branagh/Thompson/HBC, and having watched all the Harry Potter movies again over the three-day weekend makes it even more scandalous. Gilderoy Lockhart was married to Sibyll Trelawney but had an affair with Bellatrix Lestrange? BIG MAGICAL WHAT.

Okay, I clicked on Lorde's blog entry in gleeful anticipation of doing some Liz Lemon-style eye-rolling at her overwrought teenage writing and Deep Reflections on Life but it was actually kind of nice and the little bit of angst in there came across as sweet. So good job and happy birthday, Lorde!

I hoped the open wind from the open window was moving the rocker and causing it to periodically set him off. Of course I worked very hard to convince myself of this because the idea of a live tickle me Elmo makes Chucky seem like a Care Bear.