This is a good example as to how far beyond decency and reason, the average Republican is. When a bunch of children get shot in a school, they’re outraged that the media for misidentifying the gun. When we put refugee kids in concentration camps, psychologically torture them,and neglect them, the inhumanity doesn’t…

It’s not about revenge. It’s about justice. If the president can break any law, if the president can be corrupt, if the president can cheat on elections, we will never get a single piece of legislation that benefits the people ever again. Our laws will always and forever go to the highest bidder, and there will be no…

So you show a bunch of pictures of women pressing their whole bodies against a man, and the article is about how he BETTER BE RESPECTING THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY. And he’s doing the minimum by hovering his hands over their backs. I mean, come on. 

They explained the rules of travel in the Marvel Universe very clearly. Since time travel is fictional, the rules they made up are not plot-holes.

I’m just shocked how little empathy people have. Maybe he’s never even touched a girl before. Maybe his friends will make fun of him. You’re treating him like he’s some nefarious emperor of men oppressing his slaves, but he’s just a dumb boy filled with hormones, and it’s not his fault. And no, I’m not making excuses,…

He’s afraid he’ll get a boner. Being a teenage boy is a frickin’ horror-show of hormones. 

Potatoes! Po-Ta-Tos! sauteed in butter with onions, salt, and pepper was the best way to do it. Just buy a big bag of potatoes (under $5 for 10lbs of food) and a big bag of onions. Steal the salt and pepper from fast-food restaurants. Garnish the potatoes with stolen Taco Bell hot-sauce packets. You could go to sleep…

When my mother went to a more remote village in Japan, all the kids gathered around her and touched her hair because they’d never seen wavy light-brown hair in person before. So it’s not just white people. 

The mind of someone who sees that animal in that photo, and thinks, ‘I want to shoot and kill that’ is so distant from mine that I feel there would never be any point in trying to communicate with them in any way. 

It’s weird that Bolton’s notes aren’t written in the blood of infants in backwards Latin.

When groups of Japanese businessmen stay in hotels they check in, then trade rooms based on some arcane formula, don’t tell the hotel, then are baffled when calls are sent to the wrong room. When they lose their keys, we ask for id, and it doesn’t match the room, so we can’t give them keys to the room they want, and…

A woman shot a gun in the air to fend off her abusive husband, and is given jail time. A man stalks then shoots and kills an unarmed child, and walks free. The woman was black. The man was white. Florida’s judges, police, and legislators are mostly racist white christian Republicans. They write and enforce the laws to…

If he’s getting comments like this on a regular basis, he’s protecting his sanity by deleting his accounts. If I posted a cry for help, and people reacted like this, it would break my heart.

His base would not leave him if he shot someone in the head on 5th avenue. So we all agree on one thing, Trump’s base is deeply stupid. If you could change their mind with rational arguments, there would be no Trump supporters. 

That’s funny because prosecutor call becoming a defense attorney ‘going to the dark side.’ Defenders make more money protecting people that are usually guilty. Prosecutors usually work to get bad people out of society. I guess it’s pretty complex.

White people cooking is based on not wanting to hurt your mom’s feelings when her cooking hasn’t changed since she learned to make food for toddlers, and she personally takes no joy in eating herself since she has full-blown depression. 

All of the benefits you claim are actually the result of people people fighting against capitalism. But it’s pretty much universal that capitalists are willing to lie to support the wealth of the elite.

I regularly creep women out walking down the street minding my own business making no contact with them. And I’m just a big dopey guy that’s gay as fuck. So many women are so addicted to being offended they seek it out.

I love that when James and Jesse go straight, they open up a grooming salon, or a snack stand at a stadium, they do really well. The only thing getting between them and success is their compulsion to cheat. They’re both hard-working, and clever, they could be really successful, but they always screw it up by being…

It’s always nice to have a conspiracy theory backed up with evidence. Agents of Shield may go up and down in quality, but even in the worst episodes, there are good performances, fight choreography, or a few funny jokes. It’s always entertaining. I always felt it was more widely appreciated than the ratings indicated. …