SnugglesaurusRex
SnugglesaurusRex
SnugglesaurusRex
Oct 3
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If George W Bush had choked on a Milk Dud in 1999, millions of dead people would be alive right now, the world economy wouldn’t have crashed, and 9/11 wouldn’t have happened. (He was negligent, not complicit. It’s in the 9/11 report) Read more

Sep 26
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If all the shit out there that robbed Firefly creatively had to pay rights, Joss Whedon would be a billionaire.

Sep 16
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You weren’t wrong. The show is idiotic. It’s also just hateful toward its audience. The filmmakers view us as slobbering idiots. Read more

Sep 13
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If Republicans realized that if you have to lie to make your point, you don’t have a point, there would be no more Republicans.

Sep 9
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The character of Misha shows there’s no asshole filter in astronaut selection. How the fuck does a social monster like him get anywhere in life? He’s a morale black hole. Experience is a fart in the wind when everyone that can benefit from it loathes you for good reason. Read more

Jul 17
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Explaining in excruciating detail, the subtext for throwaway lines is not a reason to write a script. This whole movie is built around lines in which the original writer didn’t bother to distinguish between distance and time. This movie is hollow at its core. Solo: A Star Wars Story was written as if the job of an Read more

Jul 16
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After a year, stuck in quarantine, I finally watched this. It was dumb. Getting a fake body-part, indicating you know where his stash of body-parts is, to stand in for a real body-part, so a killer will show you where his stash of body-parts is, is loopy. There is no level of reason or logic to the plan of the heroes Read more

Jul 11
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She was never terrified. She sees herself as a god-emperor among lesser beings. One of those lesser beings dared treat her as an equal, and incurred her righteous wrath. When she got in trouble for it, she calculated that acting aggrieved would get her out of the consequences of her actions. She feels no remorse. She Read more

Jun 3
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Nicole Kidman is in the top five greatest living actors on the planet. I haven’t seen any acting from off-Earth. That’s why I qualify it that way. But I’m pretty sure she’d stand up against any intergalactic competition. I say top five because I’m aware of my mid-level sophistication on spotting great acting being Read more

Apr 13
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Dune takes place 20 thousand years in the future. There is no such thing as our modern construct we call race in this story.

Feb 25
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There’s too many to pick from, but this one just cracked me up. Cooper’s been shot. Ronette Polanski The only living witness to Laura Palmer’s murder has woken from her coma, and... stools. Read more

Feb 23
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Gene’s optimism was based in observation. He was in a plane crash, and marveled how ordinary people, even when injured, helped each other selflessly. Writers like ‘people are dicks’ because dicks are easier to write. Executives like ‘people are dicks’ because they are dicks and don’t understand selfless behavior.

Feb 20
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7 of 9 mercy-killing Icheb was counter to every bit of character building they’ve done on Star Trek. It was just so fucking stupid. No one gives up on people like that. If you killed a traumatized, likely drugged person like 7 of 9 did, you’d just be a straight up murderer. So contrary to the intent of the writers, I Read more

Feb 3
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Sorry, but those environmental issues are our reality. Roughly half of all vertebrates on Earth are already gone. Our coasts will flood, and cancer rates go up and up and up when you don’t regulate pollution. It’s as real as the ground beneath your feet, and ignoring it is stupid and dangerous.

Feb 1
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You’re describing the current American system to warn people off the socialized medicine system which, in every single scientific study has better outcomes for less money. I know this point has already been made, but I just want to share that I too, see you as either a troll or an idiot or both.

Jan 27
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Bradley Walsh is a professional actor. It’s part of the job to do what’s in the script. Kissing is not a big deal. You consent to it when you sign a contract to play a part.

Jan 27
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Is it just me, or does the photo in this, based off the eye-lines and posture, make Anaconda look like a movie about Ice-Cube, and his buddy the giant snake solve mysteries together? Read more

Jan 13
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So, someone in a universe where Spider-Man is a low-rent minor super-hero printed a massive poster-size image of him, and posted it on a wall next to a dumpster? Why?