I love that when James and Jesse go straight, they open up a grooming salon, or a snack stand at a stadium, they do really well. The only thing getting between them and success is their compulsion to cheat. They’re both hard-working, and clever, they could be really successful, but they always screw it up by being…

It’s always nice to have a conspiracy theory backed up with evidence. Agents of Shield may go up and down in quality, but even in the worst episodes, there are good performances, fight choreography, or a few funny jokes. It’s always entertaining. I always felt it was more widely appreciated than the ratings indicated. …

Does the Daily Mail forget that most of us were there at the time? Like, bros, we remember what we saw and heard and read from that time. It’s too soon to rewrite history because it’s not a story yet. It’s a memory.

Did Lori Grimes write this? I’m kidding. Rick Grimes being so reserved, he appears to be a cipher is his wife’s pre-apocalypse problem with him. It’s written into the character on purpose.

I think you’re giving them too much credit. Corrupt Republican politicians hire corrupt Republican contractors to create voting machines that can be manipulated by more corrupt Republicans. They are working exactly as intended because the makers of these machines built them to steal elections.

I think they get off on the sadism. The fact that they’re using their money and power to force people into what they don’t want gets them off.

Equating what Lauer did with what CK did is insanity. Lauer is a predator and a rapist. CK asked people if it was ok if he masturbated in front of them, and then when they said yes, he did. The power dynamic made what CK did still totally awful, but Lauer entrapped women and raped them.

She did win the popular vote by 3 million votes.

They’re programmed to go down when shot. That’s all.

The kind of man that marries a woman with the last name Saldanda or ‘Tyrannosauruslasersword’ who doesn’t want a last name that awesome?!

I teared up when Thor confessed his pain to Rocket. It broke my heart to see Steve watch Bucky disappear. Spider-Man dying was way too much. I know they’ll probably be back, but the characters mean something to me, and the stakes are their relationships and happiness. Death isn’t stakes, it’s the end of the story. All…

It should be unacceptable to everyone that any public school gives advantage over another.

I’m sure the shooter describes themselves as a responsible gun owner. I’m sure the woman that answers the door gets very angry when anyone implies Trump voters or any white person are racist.

Jesus had no idea what a Christian was

I always tell people, your cats will be as nice to you as you are to them. My cats are cuddly, and greet me at the door when I get home. They chat with me (I have no idea what they’re saying, but it seems nice.) When I cry out in pain, they come running to me. Cat can be very caring.

Dude, the entire Republican party hates SNL with the firey burning rage of a thousand exploding stars. Trump is offended by them every Sunday morning while eating cheeseburgers in bed. But, yeah, most of the time, SNL is only a little funny.

When someone has the gall to ask me why I don’t have kids, I work up some tears, and say something like, ‘Well, sometimes, people just don’t always get what they want’, and then I excuse myself, cause fuck them for asking. I don’t want kids, but they should feel bad for asking personal questions.

The shit that bothered me the most is that one dude can wipe out all life in all the universes with very little effort. I get that the producers want high-stakes, but this is so big that it’s beyond human comprehension. This literally makes the crew of Discovery the greatest heroes in all of history in all universes…

Quote from a woman that runs an organization that shelters battered women. “The first time you’re a victim. The second time you’re a volunteer.”

It was the Hitler-as-a-child-dilemma. So it’s not anywhere near the same as what Obi-Wan went through. Obi-Wan never saw the lives Vader would take before he went to the Dark Side. Kylo Ren burns whole villages now. If any hero saw that future, and could stop it, they would be tempted to kill the young Kylo before he…