So what? I know all about your Aunt's neighbor! She does the 69 every hour on the laptop. She has been hired for eight months but last month her check was $2.00 and a bag of jujubees just for feeding her dog roofies and then gargling its balls on the laptop for a few hours.

It looks like it'll fit his mask quite nicely.

Have you tried it? That program really works but if you're starting out as a total newbie to fitness, it'll destroy you half way into the first workout. It's definitely not for beginners.

Still doesn't explain how Brucie's magic pants expand with his spontaneous size increase. What sort of mystical magical fabric did SHIELD steal from an alien species in order to outfit The Hulk so we don't have to be treated to an image of his giant watermelon balls every time he gets pissed off?

There was a great missed opportunity here to do a proper cross-over: Transformers and Decepticons as actual G.I.Joe and Cobra vehicles.

Indeed it is. Sadly the small scale G.I.Joes have always looked terrible since they relaunched. They don't use the same molds as the better looking/higher quality 'Joes of the 80s/early 90s which doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

But Barbie doesn't go to jail! She goes to the hair salon!

This looks a ton better than the Marvel Select version with his big dumb feet.

They could just name the NPC: "Lady Doubtfire" and all will be well...

So in other words, Nintendo said, "We appreciate your your efforts but no...that's stupid."

I wasn't being serious. I thought that was apparent.

Yeah and you'd be the one to earn the trophies or achievements! That's a great idea. Let your friend do all the hard work while you earn the credit.

Well...technically that is not true at all...

Actually maybe this will be the game that brings Rob Wiethoff (the voice of John Marston) back to world of video game voice overs.

By the time this team is ready to release The Last Guardian, our great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand kids might be playing it on the Playstation 450.

Note that because SharePlay is basically the streaming of gameplay between 2 PS4s, it stands to reason that whoever is lending their game will basically be lending both their game AND their PS4. If your friend wants to borrow a game for an hour or so, it means you won't be able to use your PS4 during that time –…

You generally need to convert them to an .mkv format if you've got a dumb HDTV like mine that refuses to recognize MP4s and AVIs. That is if you *ahem* already own the physical copies and needed to back them up on your external hard drive that is connected to your TV. Otherwise, it doesn't matter what format it is if…

There must be a super 'shop contest once this embargo is lifted. I'm thinking a Kotaku prize pack is in order. Eh? Eh? Anyone?

Thank you Santa. I now need to explain to my boss why this new Macbook has coffee all over it.

Piracy isn't bad unless your from Sudan. Digital piracy is basically the Robin Hood of the digital age - taking from the rich to give to the poor. Where's your sense of brotherhood? Your humanity? You mean to tell me if there was a poor unfortunate soul who couldn't watch Captain America: The Winter Soldier, you…