Thank you Santa. I now need to explain to my boss why this new Macbook has coffee all over it.

Piracy isn't bad unless your from Sudan. Digital piracy is basically the Robin Hood of the digital age - taking from the rich to give to the poor. Where's your sense of brotherhood? Your humanity? You mean to tell me if there was a poor unfortunate soul who couldn't watch Captain America: The Winter Soldier, you…

In all fairness Jesus is a Depeche Mode fan and he torrents them all the time.

Are people really that devoted to a single game that they'd book airfare and hotel reservations just to go to this thing??

Two years ago is Ancient, huh?

Hopefully the "City of Brother (Man, get the f*ck away from me before I stomp your ass) Love" will be in this game. We could all use a 3D virtual Gino's and Pat's to argue about.

For some perspective, these are the same guys who said its impossible to render women in Assassin's Creed.

This kind of looks like the Kavinsky game that came out on iOS and Android a while back. ...but that wasn't strictly a racing game; it had some Final Fight street brawler elements to it.

Yeah, you can't have Godzilla feet without Stomping noises. That's sacrilegious.

I had the bumper car, the tunnel driller thing, the van and sewer hang out but man...that Technodrome. I swear if I found one today floating around on Ebay or something, I'd still want to buy it today. Not even to play with but just to prop up on table or something. That thing was awesome. I had a cousin who's parents…

This is amazing work. Its damn near photo realism.

I always wanted the Technodrome play set.

I'm holding out for the Godzilla crocs with thunderous stompy noise.

I guess she's half Possum. If she pretends to be asleep, they might put their penis on her and move on.

Damn and I wore my sexy pumps and everything. *sigh*

Best review ever:

There also isn't a real Animus or any possible way for someone to relive someone else's memories so pretty much all of Assasin's Creed could be considered bullshit, huh?

Well jeebus, who needs clarification? What they really really really mean is...Rise of the Tomb Raider, coming Holiday 2015, is exclusively on Xbox. *wink.......wink....and another)....wink...(for good measure)

So what? Sony has an upcoming exclusive called "Fears of War" which is this awesome 3rd person co-op shooter where you play as a big burly meathead named Farcus Menix or his partner, Sub, who fight these evil ashy white aliens called the Hocust Pocust.

If you Linkle when you tinkle?