That's a pretty good snicker. It's like when a guy doesn't think something is funny but wants to pretend its funny but also wants to inject some sarcasm into the fact that he doesn't think its funny but then instead of verbally saying "LOL" like a teeny bopper would, he opts to snicker instead because it shows a sign…

No. A whole lot of no. They're not good at all. It's like playing Metal Gear but without the the fun and if you thought that some of the cut scenes were long and boring and had unnecessary dialogue, imagine a whole book of nothing but cut scene dialogues. The Gears of War books are also pretty bad. They're mostly just…

Wow. That's a pretty epic book cover. It looks like when High School kids first get to learn about Adobe Photoshop but all they could do is paste layers of clip art over each other and add fancy filters.

You've misled me sir. I came here expecting to read an excerpt of a sex scene from Doom. What kind of sex scene could there possibly be in Doom? I don't know but I'm not going to read about it now.

Thanks for clearing that up. I thought was just simply boycotting a Western product and filling that gap with its Russian equivalent. I wasn't aware that most of their food is imported.

I think what Russia has done is horrible and totally reprehensible but I don't think they're going to starve themselves to death anytime soon without McDonalds, Coca Cola and whatever else is now banned. If they don't want western food? So what. They're loss or maybe not, depending on opinions of the said food but…

Yeah, sorry. I'm with the restaurant on this one. There are always other options for the woman. She could have told the waitress that she's going out to the car to change the baby's diaper and that she'll be back in a minute so they could bring the food out to table while she's gone. Bam. Problem solved. Except this…

It's hard to ketchup when your pants are always falling. Still hopefully one day he'll look back and relish this moment.

Then by all means, go ahead. Find someone who was raped and show him/her how humorous this mod is.

I work with people who have PTSD. Thats not how it generally works.

Polish them with WD-40. I'm not kidding...but test it on something inconspicuous to see if it wipes off the paint or not. If it does, go with a dap of olive oil on the end of a tissue. Seriously.

I like this one better. Although she kind of looks like she should be hanging out with Shinji Ikari, Rei, and Asuka over at NERV instead of the Guardians...

MediEvil is one of those games that should never be rendered in high resolution. It looks terrible and forced.

Here is another example of why so many of us on the Kotaku team are contemptuous of the concept of pre-ordering games and look at the incentives publishers dangle in front of potential pre-orderers with derision.

You can rescue her and drive her home (or to a cult) if you get there in time.

It's in both. It's not censored. Go through some of the GTA Online players' snapmatic pics on the Rockstar Social Club and you'll see tons of topless photos from all over the online world.

Chances are if you're laughing at rape as being a funny thing in a game, then you're also one of those people who doesn't think it's a "big deal" in real life and that makes you a sick individual.

Yes, this is really stupid...and it just reinforces the immature behavior of most gamers and their hyuck-hyuck...rape culture jokes...which are not funny at all. I play GTA Online alot. If saw some of these idiots approaching me, I think I'd toss a sticky bomb on the floor and stand over it. Blow them all to shit in…

So how exactly does one go about "modding" GTA Online which is currently console only? Does this involved jailbreaking the console and developing homebrew software or something? I'm not into the console modding thing but I thought that it's pretty clear that people who crack their consoles should only play offline or…

Wait. You're one of those guys who received an email from Bill Gates, right? So it really wasn't spam? How much is he paying you for this comment?