I hope you realize that 90% of what you said is completely inaccurate made up b.s. by the pro-ethnic cleansers themselves.

Point proven.

$18k? No, sir. It's a little too small for that price.

I get that its about kids that play video games in the 90s and so obviously it would feature some of the games they play, but Square Enix thoroughly effed up. They can't illustrate characters that they don't own without permission. Especially if they're going to sell the manga for profit, which they are and do.

Playing Marathon with Tom Cruise is on my bucket list right under playing Mirror's Edge on the Oculus Rift with a drunk Courtney Love.

Yeah man, I'm with you. I don't want to install a program to install a game. Even if it's free. Why can't I just get a link and install the game directly?

Remember when Slashers were popular? Why can't we have a HD 3D Slasher survival game? That would be awesome. You and a bunch of your online buddies are hanging out on a lake at night when out of nowhere comes a big burly guy in a paper bag mask wielding a giant chainsaw. Shit just got real. I want to play that game.

These cars look ugly, awkward and misplaced in Mario Kart's cartoon-style world. It just doesn't work. They couldn't even give the cars bright colors that at least attempt to fit into that world? Why are they all an ugly gray color?

You realize that Nintendo is a corporation that consistently sells out, no? You didn't think those Mario bed sheets, shower curtains, desktop lamps, t-shirts, underwear, happy meal toys, etc... were examples of selling out? How about that crappy Super Mario bros. Movie with its product placements and tie-ins? Did you…

Sweet. All of those Gamecube RE/Biohazard games were epic. I'm glad this one is getting ported over. Plus an alternative option to tank controls makes it even better. I hope this is successful and it starts a trend over at Capcom to get remakes of RE 0, 2, 3/Nemesis also.

Wow it's like SNES + Gunstar Heroes + Spelunky on Crack. Me likey.

No sir, I don't like it. Not unless Ganon is a Blue Pig creature again...

Yes, the prices are insanely stupid. There should be some way to bluetooth a dualshock to iOS.

I'm Bioshocked it hasn't been done already.

Aww yeah, Big Daddy likes those selfies you took, little sister. Tell Big Sister to come over too. The Splicers are into those kinky wrist harpoons if you know what I'm saying. Man, I got an Electro Bolt Plasmid in my pants and. It. Is. Ready. To. Par. Tee.

But you can get one of those clip-on controllers for it now. Well, if the developers made it compatible with one.

But Android already has it. There's that Barfo Shock game that looks like it was developed in MS Paint and the Bioshock wallpaper "game" that you only find out is bunch of wallpapers after you've already downloaded and installed it....and the Bioshock cheat codes app that doesn't really have any cheat codes because…

F2P Side-scrolling endless runner set in Rapture. How long can you outrun the Big Daddy? Collect Plasmids for enhanced game play? Ran out? Well how about buying 500 little sisters or 50 plasmids? Bust out that credit card!

Next up....Space Colonies. Then the UN will be replaced by the Earth Federation and will try to annex said space colonies and then the space colonies will be all like "aww hellz naw" and will create a resistance and will secretly send teenagers to earth to pilot giant mobile suits to fight the federation and one of…

Yes! Finally some new info on Call of Ghost Recon's Duty Advanced Warefare Fighter