Seriously and how could I forget the Contra bros, bub and bob, Rastan, Gauntlet wizard, iron tank, life force brain, Game Boy, Mike Tyson, Paper boy, bubsy and the snow bros?¿?¿?

I guess you're the only one then b/c I have no idea what you're implying. I really do mean short fat Sonic:

You're forgetting Crash Bandicoot, the Space Channel girl, Beat from JSRF, Jill Valentine, Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Medic and Heavy from Team Fortress 2, Ray Man, Leisure Suit Larry, Doom guy, Jazz Jackrabbit, Bonk, Tomba, the Metal Slug cast, Ninja Gaiden and Shinobi, James Bond, Turok, Freddy and Jason, and…

They got cute classic Mega Man and Pac-man, but now they just need short fat Sonic to round it out.

I'm finally 100% on board. After all of Nintendo's reveals in the last day or two, I'm on board with the Wii U.

Spiderman and Nova look great in this new kinda-anime style but the rest of them just look weird, especially Nick Fury.

Its kind of stuffy up in here. Is this Meet the Press or they really discussing new and exciting video games?

Red Ring of Death was so last generation. We've got a red XBox 1 Presentation...of DEATH-uhh. \m/

Oh shit, I thought this was a Limp Bizkit concert. My Bad. How about some nookie, Aisha Tyler? No? Well you can take that cookie and shove it up your YEAH! This holiday season only on PS4! Woo!!

Oh my how we've come a long way since the low res cardboard cut-out backgrounds and of Mario Andretti Racing or Top Gear 2.

So I take it you're not the only one that reads it as "Of the Toilet"?

Yeah that Pete Holmes video wasn't funny, and I would have agreed with you except this guy right here in this video you posted, Mr. Simon Pegg...is not funny at all. Shaun of the Dead? Yeah, it was slightly chuckle worthy in the most stupid way. Hot Fuzz? Christ was that an abomination. It was so dumb that I couldn't…

We haven't seen a game like this since the Dreamcast. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. Was the one real highlight of Microsoft's presser.

This one stings a little, since she's so enthusiastic and for the most part does such a fantastically composed job of hosting. But at the risk of sounding like my Dad, did Aisha Tyler really need to go dropping so many Fucks and Shits into proceedings? It wasn't offensive, just...it felt off.

This is artwork from the original Mirror's Edge.

This is the game I've been waiting for, but hell, DICE is going to have make one hell of a soundtrack to outdo the last Mirror's Edge. Also I hope they don't tack on some half-ass multiplayer mode. Mirror's Edge is a single player experience and I think it should stay that way. We don't need 25 Faiths running around…

It was the one of the biggest selling games of all time, and as of now probably 80% of all Sony/MS console gamers have this game and probably have already beaten it. So as good as it looks...and I'll admit that the rain effects, the grass, oooh look, there are hammerhead sharks now...all that stuff looks great. But…

Woah, those are awesome. These remind me of some transforming robots I had as a kid. They turned into hamburgers. I used to collect all sorts of fake transformers toys. Some of them were more interesting than the real transformers.

When did BJ Novak and Tom Arnold run Xbox and Playstation?

Where I live this happens all the time...except with fucking SCORPIONS. AAAAHHHHH.