Write back when you've been in one for forty-six years.

Warning: This only works for pre-marriage/live-in situations. In marriage/live-in situations, your mistakes get added to the reminder list.

Sounds like work to me. Let's hear it for tab overload.

Fresh Fish

I doubt Patrick George has been to the People's Republic of Virginia. For if he had, he would know we don't have these kind of highways in the state. But if he wants to travel one of our beauteous "back roads," Virginia's boys-in-bedsheets will give him a tour.

Chewing gum works too.

How about miso?

What's wrong with a spray of Windex or other ammonia-based products?

If you tie about an inch or so off the cord, like the image below, you'll prevent the bag from slipping off the lip. You can do the same thing with cordless bags. Just knot off enough to make the bag stay on the rim.

Sam Biddle must be a numb-nut liberal. He's telling everybody to get along. How un-American is that!?! Next thing you know he'll be telling us which fork to use to eat salads.

Obviously, you haven't hauled an aluminum 12' extension ladder.

With my luck paint will run behind the foil, but still an interesting idea.

The black gloves are a dead giveaway it's a grandkid come to rob gramps, not save him.

Spray bottles with baking soda usually clog.

Sorry. I'm stuck in the anger stage at the moment.

An alternative is to deal with your clumsiness. Acceptance is the first step. Place a sign outside of your refrigerator, something like, "Coordination Starts Here", to keep yourself focused on the now.

"Blink! Blink!" Damn cat! Otherwise, it's a great idea for those whose pets don't sleep in the same room.

Great article. I'm gonna do this as soon as I get back from OCD Anonymous meeting.

They used to have these things call night lights. Some were light sensitive and would turn on when it becomes dark.

I wonder what would happen if you soaked the clay pots in water? I used to have a wine cooler made out of clay that worked on that principle.