You should tell your God that the poor and disenfranchised of the world need attention ... not the guy putting back a box of Cheddar Jack Cheez-Its on the shelf.

When I was a kid I remember my mother using snuff ... on bee stings that is. She used to mix a bit with water, form a paste and put it over the sting. Looked like I stepped in the dog's business, but it worked.

Thank you. I have a friend who has a van and we've talked about trading before. I'll look into that option.

I'm going to be evicted from my apartment as I'm jobless thanks to our wonderful economy. Any advice about LIVING in a car and not just sleeping in one?

Cinnamon can be expensive if you purchase from most major supermarkets, but if you check out discount stores (Dollar General, Family Dollar, 99 Cents Stores) and bulk food outlets, it can be inexpensive to buy.

Let's make a spice cake for them!!!

Cinnamon also works as a deterrent. Sprinkle some around entry areas to ward off the little devils. Plus it smells nice.

Itsy-bitsy suction cups.

I use it for cleaning, but had problems with the box getting wet. Then I got the idea of using an old baby power dispenser - the ones with holes in the top. Popped the lid off with a knife and drill the holes a little larger because the baking soda tends to get clumpy if damp. Otherwise it's a nice dispenser for…

Having lived in Northern Ontario and chopped many a log for the wood stove, I can tell you once the water inside the log freezes, it's a snap to chop it up chain or no chain. Try the same log in the summer and it will take a few more whacks to accomplish the same.

I'll head to Kansas.

My plan? Move to the west coast and avoid hurricanes.

And after hearing his father talk about the government getting rid of the useless penny, Tiny Tim decided to make batteries out of them. By selling the finished product to his friends, he could help support this family. When Scrooge heard of this adventure he wanted to profit from it, too, but first he had to…

# 11. How to print the Lifehacker articles that ring, like this one!!

Robertson screws are for square heads. (Get it, eh? Square heads, hehe.)

FoxNews Headline: "Star of Bethlehem Takes a Detour"

@ddmeightball: What about the gadgets? Get the gadgets, get the girls!!

Is this like the old, "Have you stopped beating your wife/husband" standby?

This is not just something for "consumerist". Call me a conspiracist, but I believe there are factors using this approach to prepare for a New World Order ... and not a nice one.

BUT: "Behold the Ultimate Truth"