Use caution installing this app. Make sure you have a system restore or a backup of your files. My laptop screen turned black upon installing and no amount of rebooting solved the problem. I ended up using system restore to get my screen back.

“Old Lacy” LOL. Old Navy is in the “closed” list. 

I have lived in Northern Canada and anyone from there can tell you the best way to prevent foggy glasses: a small drop of non-diluted dish detergent smeared on both sides of the lens and then rubbed off with a soft cloth. Don’t use any water in this process.

“Surge" is just a fancy word for "gouge". 

Ok

The game is not Etch-a-Sketch but Wooly Willy. 

But aren’t the tweets still there? If he’s apologetic why not delete them. Oh right. The monuments are historical. 

I get the mail of people who used to live here all the time and the post office couldn’t care less. I’ve written to the local post master several times and I still get their mail. Most recently one was a jury summons that I dropped off at the local PO (90046). Two days later it showed up again. I had to mark out the…

What this article doesn’t say is that in 2015, after a fundraiser in DC, Goodman unzipped an 18 year old’s pants. Tony Perkins, president of the ultra-right Council for National Policy and head of Christian supremacist Family Research Council was informed of the incident. “Trust me . . . this will not be ignored nor…

Another article stated that the JMC poll was conducted using landlines which narrows their demographic to old, white bread people.

Download Calexit Blue Book, Nolan, which outlines the process to an amicable separation, so you’ll know WHAT you’re talking about. https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/yescalifornia/pages/1/attachments/original/1475330254/Yes_California_Calexit_Book.pdf

Please go to http://www.yescalifornia.org for more info on Caliexit. Nolan, you’re not from California. I don’t know what is happening in NY state but here, this is more than some half hearted joke. I recently signed a petition to strike a certain parts from the California Constitution about the state’s relationship…

That’s a little song I wrote about Chipotle. Sounds more like y0u plagiarized 1 Corinthians 13 than came up with anything original. What’s going on with you Gawker writers? Since the changover it looks like they’re picking up people off the street. “Sure you can write an article. Give a monkey and a keyboard enough…

Because of unions, we had a middle class. Now that unions have become weak and voiceless, the middle class has all but disappeared.

Or get REALLY laid.

Mom used to mix sugar and vanilla with the snow (snow cream) for my siblings and I back in the 50s and early 60s. She stopped when we started glowing from radioactive fallout.

Yeah, well, try getting a job with an M.Div.

I hate it when I’m selling something on CL and someone asks, “Is this the best you can do price wise?” I want to smack them and ask, “Best for who: you or me?”

Many years ago, in another place and time, I knew a funeral director who told me about a man who came to his office shortly before closing. The man, known to be the village idiot, said he was going to go to a certain busy intersection, jump in front of a car and kill himself. My FD friends said he looked at his watch…

Maybe it’s time to write an article on how to tell a woman her twat smells like an old gym sock. Discreetly, of course.