FoxNews Headline: "Star of Bethlehem Takes a Detour"

@ddmeightball: What about the gadgets? Get the gadgets, get the girls!!

Is this like the old, "Have you stopped beating your wife/husband" standby?

This is not just something for "consumerist". Call me a conspiracist, but I believe there are factors using this approach to prepare for a New World Order ... and not a nice one.

BUT: "Behold the Ultimate Truth"

Vote: Let's do this for the Playboy center fold-out.

My bank account is distressed. Is this how it happened?

I've been using crates for furniture since the divorce. Call my interior design "Early Orange Crate."

In my area, Rethuglican candidate Scott Rigell boasts that he's going to "lead" the movement to resend Obama's Health Care reform. As a junior congressmen, he'll be lucky to lead the line to the men's room.

Or wait until you're 55 and get an AARP discount.

I'll wait for 10. Maybe then the OS will be "Perfect"!!

One would think that doubling the amount of water would lead to a bitter coffee since the extra water would wash the acids into the pot.

@ProfWho: And they say that Outlaw was unbelievable. Undercovers has way too much shark jumping. I hope it gets tanked.

Clever

Bluebottlecoffee seems to be down at the moment but if you go to the Serious Eats' site and scroll down you can find the link or try this:

I kind of like it. It's a "Joe the Plumber Meets Romance" kind of thing. And I think many women would appreciate the effort. Then again ... I'm a guy so what do I know?

Excuse me, but isn't this just common sense? Or am I the only one in the world who does this naturally? God! I feel so alone now!

A great tip for keeping your kitchen cool in the summer: order take out!

@TheFu: That's an idea! A "designated" biter. Then the rest of us can enjoy the party.

@Unionhawk: Mine's at C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc