If Gawkerites had truly been seeking a more Deadspin view of the world, wouldn't they have been reading Deadspin to begin with?

Suckered by reality again. I'd clicked through on the thumbnail of the photo up top thinking it was a spaceship by Mobius.

The notion of conservative bias is a liberal invention.

Answers are cheap, unless you want answers both correct and useful. Those are expensive to produce.

To say you're wanted for questioning, but to post your picture under a Creep of the Week heading is to pass judgement and publish that judgement.

I'd have to think claiming the Sheriff's Creep page creates unfair prejudice against the alleged would be a pretty easy argument to make.

Apparently dead things spin more than one might realize.

No wonder he's a failed businessman. His merchandise is way overpriced.

Oops. You're right. My bad for not looking it up, but that's the story I was referencing.

On the other hand NASA was complaining recently about the cost and years it'll take to make more U-238 to power space missions.

I believe it was his close resemblance to Peter Sellers that forced him to conduct a meta study of social scientists and their methodologies, with specific emphasis on how long would it take the community of social scientists to notice bogus research and their reactions once forced to notice. He should have the final…

This was a big topic in the early 1970s. Global population was around 3.5 billion and was predicted to double every ten years.

How servicey of Ms Bereznak to demonstrate that the Internet isn't the only place one can get trolled.

Probably illegal in Alabama. Maybe they could import them as giant nipple clamps, or miniature paint mixers.

Hehh, I'd realized that was the likely outcome by the time I'd finished writing, but hit the button anyway. So, good job on that snark.

Like if $14K dropped into your pocket, your first thought would be, Whoa! I need to go create a job!

Sigh. Remember way back when Wikileaks, Julian Assange's little secret dispersal mechanism, was roundly criticized for a lack of due diligence, even after partnering with numerous media outlets to perform due diligence on the data being released?

By comparison, LulzSec makes WikiLeak data drops look like paragons of civility.

hehhh.. Poo. That's a bit like saying the word house means to saw two by fours to a predefined length.

@randlemaniac: Topiary means, roughly, a sculpted shrubbery or the art and practice of making sculpted shrubbery.