@Maxichamp: Unless you have a stylist do that for you.

True enough that the entirety of the energy crisis is just the mother of all last-mile problems as we currently make use of solar energy at the efficiency rate of approximately one billionth of one percent and have continued to do so over the life of this planet.

Cash isn't the only cost of signing up with AT&T.

I already have a device that absorbs light.

Johnny Cash would be proud.

Only if Bender gets to play Jim in the movie adaptation.

Should have been a Valleywag article.

Favorite UI hack? Using ca. and uk. to get back to Classic versions of my favorite Gawker sites.

I guess they're not counting the sign language and apes studies.

To make exiftool a lot easier to use, there's a front end tool called ExifToolGUI which works well and can do batches.

"Their shirts on backwards, their pants inside out, just rebelling against everything." — George Carlin

Social Darwinism was just one aspect of The Mischief.

@ian.moore1: Wouldn't George's Interchange Format be pronounced as hiff? (George being an alternate spelling of Jorge, of course.)

@Incoherent_ramblings_of_a_madm...: I figured 1 and 2 would set the context for taking that extra step the punchline needs.

1 - Do not put penis in generator.

You ever try putting some vanilla ice cream on a hot bowl of iPhone cobbler?

Can it see through pancakes?

@relic1980: Apparently, Intel doesn't have anything comparable to Sandy Bridge, either.

With the right hat, Mr Gyllenhaal could be our generation's Gabby Hayes.

Has Egypt's order shipped yet?